Scumbag Steve

Wants to borrow your girlfriend Lets her off the leash

Wants to borrow your girlfriend Lets her off the leash  Scumbag Steve

First person that you allow to ride in your new grand sport corvette Talks about how awesome the few options the car doesn't have are and then picks his nose and wipes a booger under the seat

First person that you allow to ride in your new grand sport corvette Talks about how awesome the few options the car doesn't have are and then picks his nose and wipes a booger under the seat  Scumbag Steve

Is speeding, doesn't signal and cuts multiple drivers off Calls all the other drivers dumbasses

Is speeding, doesn't signal and cuts multiple drivers off Calls all the other drivers dumbasses  Scumbag Steve

Finds out your parents are out of town for the night Knocks on your door at 4am because "It's funny"

Finds out your parents are out of town for the night Knocks on your door at 4am because

Knows you want the entry level job. Requires you to already have the entry level job.

Knows you want the entry level job. Requires you to already have the entry level job.  Scumbag Steve

spends an hour in the store, asks stupid questions buys nothing

spends an hour in the store, asks stupid questions buys nothing  Scumbag Steve

I hate needles has plenty of tattoos and piercings

I hate needles has plenty of tattoos and piercings   Scumbag Steve

"Cigarettes suck. It's an expensive habit that is going to kill you" Throws in a pinch of chew after the conversation

Intoxicated person accidentally over tips him by 100 dollars Keeps it.

Intoxicated person accidentally over tips him by 100 dollars Keeps it.  Scumbag Steve

Takes a massive, god-sized dump, resulting in a nuclear wasteland inside of the toilet bowl. Doesn't flush

Takes a massive, god-sized dump, resulting in a nuclear wasteland inside of the toilet bowl. Doesn't flush  Scumbag Steve
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