Scumbag Steve

"red bull is just sugar and water" drinks coke

Uses turn signals in "exit only" lane Jumps 3 lanes at 80 mph on the highway

Uses turn signals in

eats your slice of pizza mumbles something about ayn rand

eats your slice of pizza mumbles something about ayn rand   Scumbag Steve

Pensacola state college see uwf cancels classes Doesn't cancel classes and says the school will be open right after the storm

Pensacola state college see uwf cancels classes Doesn't cancel classes and says the school will be open  right after the storm  Scumbag Steve

uses 9gag

uses 9gag  Scumbag Steve

Thinks that Dark Knight rises is "lame" loves movie 43

Thinks that Dark Knight rises is

borrows your phone for 2 minutes downloads 3 dating apps while logged on your facebook

borrows your phone for 2 minutes downloads 3 dating apps while logged on your facebook  Scumbag Steve

bitches about not being able to leave his house. Never leaves his house.

bitches about not being able to leave his house. Never leaves his house.  Scumbag Steve

Sees relationship is failing Picks up girlfriend before it ends

Sees relationship is failing Picks up girlfriend before it ends  Scumbag Steve

Sees you assassinating someone Jacks your kill

Sees you assassinating someone Jacks your kill  Scumbag Steve
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