Scumbag Steve

Downvotes everyone else's post so his has a better chance

Downvotes everyone else's post so his has a better chance  Scumbag Steve

"I'll lead the way, follow me in your car" runs yellow lights

"brb I left my wallet in the car" Never comes back

buys $200 phone thinks $1 apps are a waste of money

buys $200 phone thinks $1 apps are a waste of money  Scumbag Steve

New member joins the chat Tells them to join Aurora

New member joins the chat Tells them to join Aurora  Scumbag Steve

Drives under the speed limit Speeds up when you try to pass him

Drives under the speed limit Speeds up when you try to pass him  Scumbag Steve

burps blows it in your face

burps blows it in your face  Scumbag Steve

Texts you to let you know he's on Does not pick up your phone call immediately after

Texts you to let you know he's on Does not pick up your phone call immediately after  Scumbag Steve

Sees you running Yells "Run Forrest, run!"

Sees you running Yells

complains about not having job has been offered two jobs, failed both drug tests

complains about not having job has been offered two jobs, failed both drug tests  Scumbag Steve
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