Scumbag Steve

enthusiastically promises to reserve a table for your party of 14 when you call claims to have never talked to you when you and 13 others arrive

enthusiastically promises to reserve a table for your party of 14 when you call claims to have never talked to you when you and 13 others arrive  Scumbag Steve

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Comes back 20 minutes later

Tosses baby in air doesn't catch it

Tosses baby in air doesn't catch it  Scumbag Steve

Says "I'll be right back" Doesn't come back

Says

sticker on flat bill status symbol

sticker on flat bill status symbol  Scumbag Steve

Gets into your car changes your music and a/c without asking

Gets into your car changes your music and a/c without asking  Scumbag Steve

Lets all go out to eat! Forgets money has you pay

Lets all go out to eat! Forgets money has you pay  Scumbag Steve

"police unfairly profile and harass young people like me" has pot leaves embroidered on his shirt, hat, and coat

takes a dump in your bathroom neglects to spray the air deodorizer

takes a dump in your bathroom neglects to spray the air deodorizer  Scumbag Steve

Decides he wants to troll people on /r/suicidewatch

Decides he wants to troll people on /r/suicidewatch  Scumbag Steve
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