Scumbag Steve

calls you for a ride home from the bar while hammered wakes you up by screaming "i have no idea how we got home last night, bro"

calls you for a ride home from the bar while hammered wakes you up by screaming

always takes a penny never leaves one

always takes a penny never leaves one  Scumbag Steve

WINS 24,000 TICKETS AT DAVE & BUSTERS USES THEM ALL HIMSELF

WINS 24,000 TICKETS AT DAVE & BUSTERS USES THEM ALL HIMSELF  Scumbag Steve

Claims to be a good driver... Probably the worst driver in Halo.

Claims to be a good driver... Probably the worst driver in Halo.   Scumbag Steve

Tries to act like your dad ISN'T

Tries to act like your dad ISN'T  Scumbag Steve

Wants to be on reddit's first page Fucks his dog in the ass just to do an AMA

Wants to be on 
reddit's first page Fucks his dog in the ass
just to do an                            
AMA  Scumbag Steve

pukes after 3 beer says he is on medication

pukes after 3 beer says he is on medication  Scumbag Steve

doesn't force Christianity on you says you should watch 3 episodes of MLP;FIM

doesn't force Christianity on you  says you should watch 3 episodes of MLP;FIM  Scumbag Steve

told to buy video games instead of textbooks doesn't say where he goes

told to buy video games instead of textbooks doesn't say where he goes  Scumbag Steve

tl;dr is still way too long

tl;dr is still way too long  Scumbag Steve
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