Scumbag Steve

"Will donate $1 per upvote" Doesn't donate a single cent regardless of upvotes.

Complains about being poor Eats fast food daily

Complains about being poor Eats fast food daily  Scumbag Steve

hears roommate's alarm clock go off runs to the bathroom to shower

hears roommate's alarm clock go off runs to the bathroom to shower  Scumbag Steve

Parks at gas pump Doesn't get gas

Parks at gas pump Doesn't get gas  Scumbag Steve

CAPITALIZES NAMES OF ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS EXCEPT god

CAPITALIZES NAMES OF ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS EXCEPT god  Scumbag Steve

calls you up and invites you in and jerks you off with a sandpaper hand

calls you up and invites you in and jerks you off with a sandpaper hand  Scumbag Steve

posts on reddit downvote everything ahead of his post

posts on reddit downvote everything ahead of his post  Scumbag Steve

gets "MOM" tattooed on shoulder stole her credit card to pay for it

gets

uses your drivers license to scrape his grinder loses it and refuses to pay the replacement fee

uses your drivers license to scrape his grinder loses it and refuses to pay the replacement fee  Scumbag Steve

Gets drunk and pukes on floor uses your towel to clean it up

Gets drunk and pukes on floor uses your towel to clean it up  Scumbag Steve
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