Scumbag Steve

Breaks into your house when your family's on vacation "Its your fault the back door wasn't locked"

Breaks into your house when your family's on vacation

Has reddit app on ipad 'when does the narwhal bacon? Wtf are you talking about?'

Has reddit app on ipad 'when does the narwhal bacon? Wtf are you talking about?'  Scumbag Steve

You and him push each other a couple times Tells everybody, "Ha! I totally kicked his ass!"

You and him push each other a couple times Tells everybody,

His turn to buy toilet paper buys a 4-pack

His turn to buy toilet paper buys a 4-pack  Scumbag Steve

Invite him to a party Punches fridge...

Invite him to a party Punches fridge...  Scumbag Steve

Bump into him on the street He Says "Excuse You"

Bump into him on the street He Says

Calls you so you call back "Bro, why did ya call me bro?"

Calls you so you call back

Makes first reddit post about himself Lie

Makes first reddit post about himself Lie  Scumbag Steve

has a beard constantly updates you on its appearance

has a beard constantly updates you on its appearance  Scumbag Steve

Never changed his availability "Hey, can you work my shift tonight?"

Never changed his availability
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