Scumbag Steve

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars  Scumbag Steve

"Hey can I use your phone for a sec?" Turns into a Yeti

"yo bro, i quit smoking cigs" meant that he quit buying them

i gotchu next time

i gotchu next time   Scumbag Steve

Pees the bed Frames girl sleeping next to him

Pees the bed Frames girl sleeping next to him  Scumbag Steve

TELLS REBECCA BLACK HE WILL SEE HER FRIDAY SHOWS UP SUNDAY

TELLS REBECCA BLACK HE WILL SEE HER FRIDAY SHOWS UP SUNDAY  Scumbag Steve

Takes off all your clothes plays with wiener DOESNT FUCK YOU Caption 3 goes here

Takes off all your clothes plays with wiener DOESNT FUCK YOU Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Steve

Introduce to girlfriend fucks her while you're out of town

Introduce to girlfriend fucks her while you're out of town  Scumbag Steve

Offers to buy your drinks all night Says it's your turn to pay after 2nd drink

Offers to buy your drinks all night Says it's your turn to pay after 2nd drink  Scumbag Steve

Gives a Safety Brief gets DUI 5 hours later.. mass recall

Gives a Safety Brief gets DUI 5 hours later.. mass recall  Scumbag Steve
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