Scumbag Steve

promises girlfriend he'll stop watching the baseball game at halftime

promises girlfriend he'll stop watching the baseball game at halftime  Scumbag Steve

Shaves his chest and pubes in your bathroom

Shaves his chest 
and pubes in your bathroom  Scumbag Steve

I'm at every party I never went to EMU

I'm at every party I never went to EMU  Scumbag Steve

Drops package of blueberries on the floor Doesn't notify any employees, also runs it over with his cart 4 times

Drops package of blueberries on the floor Doesn't notify any employees, also runs it over with his cart 4 times  Scumbag Steve

notices Jason is not doing work in class destroys him

notices Jason is not doing work in class destroys him  Scumbag Steve

Is a team player only during the tryouts

Is a team player only during the tryouts  Scumbag Steve

Borrows your formal coat without asking plows it with a deadly amount of his cologne and leaves it for you to dryclean

Borrows your formal coat without asking plows it with a deadly amount of his cologne and leaves it for you to dryclean  Scumbag Steve

Graduated MUN 4 years ago rez 4 lyfe

Graduated MUN 4 years ago rez 4 lyfe  Scumbag Steve

Goes to CVS to smoke a butt doesn't bring butts

Goes to CVS to smoke a butt doesn't bring butts  Scumbag Steve

Asks "what mixes with vodka" Gets carded

Asks
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