Scumbag Steve

Let me just use YOUR COMPUTER TO CHECK MY EMAIL sTAYS ON FOR HOURS

Let me just use YOUR COMPUTER TO CHECK MY EMAIL sTAYS ON FOR HOURS  Scumbag Steve

takes next to last bottle in six-pack leaves rings on

takes next to last
bottle in six-pack leaves rings on  Scumbag Steve

Opens up a fresh beer Takes two drinks and abandons/loses it

Opens up a fresh beer Takes two drinks and abandons/loses it  Scumbag Steve

Comes to your house makes you lock your dog in a room

Comes to your house makes you lock your dog in a room  Scumbag Steve

Knows you're having a hard time focusing keeps talking to you

Knows you're having a hard time focusing keeps talking to you  Scumbag Steve

Two Milks in fridge Uses the one with the later expiration date first

Two Milks in fridge Uses the one with the later expiration date first  Scumbag Steve

Long post on reddit "TL;DR If you really want to know, read the whole post"

Long post on reddit

Has been playing tennis with you for 2 years Never once has worn shorts with pockets

Has been playing tennis with you for 2 years Never once has worn shorts with pockets  Scumbag Steve

asks to borrow your phone to make an important call texts all contacts "Party at my place 8pm"

asks to borrow your phone to make an important call texts all contacts

cuts own hair, doesn't clean up afterward gets hair all over the carpet and the couch

cuts own hair, doesn't clean up afterward gets hair all over the carpet and the couch  Scumbag Steve
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