Scumbag Steve

Knows caf closes at 6:15: "Nah dude, i don't wanna go right now." (said at 6:00) "Dude I'm kinda hungry, too bad we can't get in now." (said at 6:14)

Knows caf closes at 6:15:

Bags on America 24/7 Little girl making an American flag on the front page

Bags on America 24/7 Little girl making an American flag on the front page  Scumbag Steve

Holds up drive-thru line for 10 minutes during lunch rush Asks if fries will be fresh

Holds up drive-thru line for 10 minutes during lunch rush Asks if fries will be fresh  Scumbag Steve

Sees friend posted on facebook calls him out for being full of shit

Sees friend posted on facebook calls him out for being full of shit  Scumbag Steve

Notices that you are bipolar suggests that you commit suicide.

Notices that you are bipolar suggests that you commit suicide.  Scumbag Steve

Sees stranger talking to an attractive woman Tells stranger shes out of his league

Sees stranger talking to an attractive woman Tells stranger shes out of his league  Scumbag Steve

Bitches about fantasy football team giving up too many points Changes team name, goes on 5 game winning streak

Bitches about fantasy football team giving up too many points Changes team name, goes on 5 game winning streak  Scumbag Steve

keeps up with the latest tech gadgets calls himself a geek

keeps up with the latest tech gadgets calls himself a geek  Scumbag Steve

Rakes his leaves into the street

Rakes his leaves into the street  Scumbag Steve

Needs to Verify Mobile number for spam survey Uses someone else's phone

Needs to Verify Mobile number for spam survey Uses someone else's phone  Scumbag Steve
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