Scumbag Steve

whines about gluten intolerance horfs down roux-based sauces and feels fine

whines about gluten intolerance horfs down roux-based sauces and feels fine  Scumbag Steve

borrows your earbuds Returns them to you dripping with earwax

borrows your earbuds Returns them to you dripping with earwax  Scumbag Steve

"Now for 25 minutes of commercial free music" Runs commercials for own station every other song

Gives you shit for wasting time on reddit has been watching tv for 6 hours

Gives you shit for wasting time on reddit has been watching tv for 6 hours  Scumbag Steve

Stays friends with ex girlfriend on facebook because watching her get fat makes him laugh

Stays friends with ex girlfriend on facebook because watching her get fat makes him laugh  Scumbag Steve

Knows he earned karma at a faster rate than you Reminds you of it every single day

Knows he earned karma at a faster rate than you Reminds you of it every single day  Scumbag Steve

Finds out you have sister Is she hot?

Finds out you have sister Is she hot?  Scumbag Steve

Starts dating new a girlfriend stops being your friend because she doesn't like you

Starts dating new a girlfriend stops being your friend because she doesn't like you  Scumbag Steve

EA is that 21 year old who offers underage kids alcohol to make friends

EA is that 21 year old who offers underage kids alcohol to make friends  Scumbag Steve

"I only smoke cigarettes when I drink" Drinks 7 days a week

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