Scumbag Steve

Sees homeless person in distance Fuck 'em; let's change jingle freely.

Sees homeless person in distance Fuck 'em; let's change jingle freely.  Scumbag Steve

Works as a valet "sure i'll take great care of her" Punches holes in all your money

Works as a valet

finished pumping gas leaves car at pump to go inside

finished pumping gas leaves car at pump to go inside  Scumbag Steve

One-night stand every night Yeah, baby, I've been tested.

One-night stand every night Yeah, baby, I've been tested.  Scumbag Steve

Asks you to pick him up on your way to school Keeps you waiting outside so he can smoke a butt...

Asks you to pick him up on your way to school Keeps you waiting outside so he can smoke a butt...  Scumbag Steve

Criticizes professional athlete for having an ego Insults those who contradict him

Criticizes professional athlete for having an ego Insults those who contradict him  Scumbag Steve

Winning 6 - 2 "God, I am playing like shit right now"

Winning 6 - 2

argues every comment you make in a thread for no good reason "Calm down. Why are you getting so worked-up?"

argues every comment you make in a thread for no good reason

Works 55 hours a week for 2 weeks Gets paid $255

Works 55 hours a week for 2 weeks Gets paid $255  Scumbag Steve

Says he could care less Couldn't.

Says he could care less Couldn't.  Scumbag Steve
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