Scumbag Steve

Gets up in the middle of the night to pee Leaves all the lights on

Gets up in the middle of the night to pee Leaves all the lights on  Scumbag Steve

uses friends computer types 'you' into the browser slowly

uses friends computer types 'you' into the browser slowly  Scumbag Steve

Goes out to A group dinner Only has debit card

Goes out to A group dinner Only has debit card  Scumbag Steve

driving slow as fuck in front of you speeds up when you switch lanes to pass him

driving slow as fuck in front of you speeds up when you switch lanes to pass him  Scumbag Steve

"the study is flawed, brah" didn't read it

Weaves in and out of traffic at high speed Signals

Weaves in and out of traffic at high speed Signals  Scumbag Steve

Steals your wallet Helps you look for it

Steals your wallet Helps you look for it  Scumbag Steve

Raids your freezer Steals your Thin Mints

Raids your freezer Steals your Thin Mints  Scumbag Steve

Smokes my weed Complains about washing the dishes

Smokes my weed Complains about washing the dishes  Scumbag Steve

Knows you have exams Introduces you to a new game

Knows you have exams Introduces you to a new game  Scumbag Steve
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