Scumbag Steve

always has an ounce of dirt

always has an ounce of dirt  Scumbag Steve

gets a ''cool'' friend ignores all other friends

gets a ''cool'' friend ignores all other friends  Scumbag Steve

Plays monopoly always tries to trade railroads for boardwalk

Plays monopoly always tries to trade railroads for boardwalk  Scumbag Steve

Someone knocking on your door at 11:00 Monday night A stranger on crystal meth

Someone knocking on your door at 11:00 Monday night A stranger on crystal meth  Scumbag Steve

I'm a lot kid I'm smarter than you

I'm a lot kid I'm smarter than you  Scumbag Steve

Begins statement with "I don't want to be a dick..." Is

Begins statement with

carries a pager

carries a pager   Scumbag Steve

Yeah, I'm cool I wear a hat that doesn't fit and I wear it turned around to the back so it serves absolutely no function at all.

Yeah, I'm cool I wear a hat that doesn't fit and I wear it turned around to the back so it serves absolutely no function at all.  Scumbag Steve

just enough paper plates for everyone takes two

just enough paper plates for everyone takes two  Scumbag Steve

my life is hard to live and i never ever have a good time

my life is hard to live and i never ever have a good time  Scumbag Steve
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