Scumbag Steve

I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be honest with you

I'm not gonna lie I'm  gonna be honest with you  Scumbag Steve

Takes a girl out for drink on Thursday night at the bench

Takes a girl out for drink on Thursday night at the bench  Scumbag Steve

1 AM on a wednesday? Time to burn some popcorn

1 AM on a wednesday? Time to burn some popcorn  Scumbag Steve

Sees you trying to sleep Turns up the volume on the TV

Sees you trying to sleep Turns up the volume on the TV  Scumbag Steve

Says he's from an estate in islington lives in highbury

Says he's from an estate in islington lives in highbury  Scumbag Steve

makes a good guy greg meme about himself

makes a good guy greg meme about himself  Scumbag Steve

You try to contribute to the conversation "cool story bro"

You try to contribute to the conversation

Only considered a scumbag Because he inconvenienced you

Only considered a scumbag  Because he inconvenienced you  Scumbag Steve

asks "mind if i work in, bro?" isn't really asking

asks

Sees cat vomit on the floor Acts surprised when you "discover" the vomit later

Sees cat vomit on the floor Acts surprised when you
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