Scumbag Steve

Knows you shower before work Puts laundry in the wash

Knows you shower before work Puts laundry in the wash  Scumbag Steve

Always brags about having a lot of money never has any for gas

Always brags about having a lot of money never has any for gas  Scumbag Steve

Sees me limping towards last available computer in library Walks past me and takes it

Sees me limping towards last available computer in library Walks past me and takes it  Scumbag Steve

Owes you $50 "yo, check out this 3 foot lava lamp i just bought!"

Owes you $50

Game starting in 4...3...2...1... leaves lobby

Game starting in 4...3...2...1... leaves lobby  Scumbag Steve

Insists on getting window seat on flight over rocky mountains Spends whole flight with shade down

Insists on getting window seat on flight over rocky mountains Spends whole flight with shade down  Scumbag Steve

quits smoking his own weed

quits smoking his own weed  Scumbag Steve

Happily buys your product on ebay Leaves negative feedback for the lols

Happily buys your product on ebay Leaves negative feedback for the lols  Scumbag Steve

Browses new downvotes every post

Browses new downvotes every post  Scumbag Steve

Says he trusts me completely Constantly goes through phone, texts, emails, and facebook messages

Says he trusts me completely Constantly goes through phone, texts, emails, and facebook messages  Scumbag Steve
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