Scumbag Steve

bought dog tags at the flee market now i say im in the air national guard

bought dog tags at the flee market now i say im in the air national guard   Scumbag Steve

Finds your purse Only steals one thing: Your best friends chewbacca keychain.

Finds your purse Only steals one thing: Your best friends chewbacca keychain.  Scumbag Steve

Tells you he is a beacon of reason... starts most of his arguments with a secundum quid fallacy.

Tells you he is a beacon of reason... starts most of his arguments with a secundum quid fallacy.  Scumbag Steve

Sees you itching your nose you diggin for gold bro?

Sees you itching your nose you diggin for gold bro?  Scumbag Steve

"Hey, can I get a sip of that?" finishes it

asks your opinion on a subject Tells everyone he thought of it

asks your opinion on a subject Tells everyone he thought of it   Scumbag Steve

Takes elevator to the 2nd floor Pretends to have a limp

Takes elevator to the 2nd floor Pretends to have a limp  Scumbag Steve

let him copy your homework draws penis on it

let him copy your homework draws penis on it  Scumbag Steve

Cracks racist jokes about aboriginals Has never actually met one

Cracks racist jokes about aboriginals Has never actually met one  Scumbag Steve

Has Jimmy Johns delivered to a canoe. Pays with a $100 bill without telling the store when placing order.

Has Jimmy Johns delivered to a canoe. Pays with a $100 bill without telling the store when placing order.  Scumbag Steve
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