Scumbag Steve

"I'll buy some cookies on the way out" leaves grocery store from different exit

says he hears someone coming takes another hit while your distracted

says he hears someone coming takes another hit while your distracted  Scumbag Steve

I didn't shit in the bag... i swear to god you can ask cole.

I didn't shit in the bag... i swear to god you can ask cole.  Scumbag Steve

Designated Drinker

Designated Drinker  Scumbag Steve

Dies temporarily to skip family party on saturday everyone else must go to family parties on sunday for eternity

Dies temporarily to skip family party on saturday everyone else must go to family parties on sunday for eternity  Scumbag Steve

Puts cap on OJ doesn't screw it back on

Puts cap on OJ  doesn't screw it back on  Scumbag Steve

sees someone fatter than he is "Hey piggy! Oink Oink!"

sees someone fatter than he is

Tells everyone that the Hiphopopotamus is a large water-dwelling mammal

Tells everyone  that the Hiphopopotamus is a large water-dwelling mammal  Scumbag Steve

"Come Over at 8" Drunk at 6, Asleep by 7

"hey steve, can I have this?" "5 bucks, bro"

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