Scumbag Steve

Sees movie theater is crowded Yells "FIRE!" to get good seats

Sees movie theater is crowded Yells

spider crawls on his face while sleeping tells paranoid parrot

spider crawls on his face while sleeping tells paranoid parrot  Scumbag Steve

Sure Ill hire your kid bring me his resume Claims he doesnt have the authority when you talk to him again.

Sure Ill hire your kid bring me his resume  Claims he doesnt have the authority when you talk to him again.   Scumbag Steve

Turns out to be a decent guy ruins scumbag steve meme forever

Turns out to be a decent guy ruins scumbag steve meme forever   Scumbag Steve

drinks 1/2 of your Michelob 6-pack at party doesn't even leave the last one for you

drinks 1/2 of your Michelob 6-pack at party doesn't even leave the last one for you  Scumbag Steve

Yeah I got 6 boats of chicken tenders but I don't have any money Can I use my girlfriends card?

Yeah I got 6 boats of chicken tenders but I don't have any money Can I use my girlfriends card?  Scumbag Steve

introduced to good guy greg "nice unibrow"

introduced to good guy greg

Has a cart full of groceries ditches it in an aisle and disappears

Has a cart full of groceries ditches it in an aisle and disappears  Scumbag Steve

"Can I have a go on your crutches?" Doesn't return

Rings the doorbell "Good morning. Would you like to hear the word of God?"

Rings the doorbell
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