Scumbag Steve

you buy a bag of gardettos eats all the rye chips

you buy a bag of gardettos eats all the rye chips  Scumbag Steve

Gets downvoted Downvotes everybody else's posts

Gets downvoted Downvotes everybody else's posts  Scumbag Steve

Invites you out to his band's concert

Invites you out to his band's concert  Scumbag Steve

If you're at a party or something, start talking to one of the ugly girls first. The hot ones will assume that you aren't shallow, or will become jealous that a less attractive girl is getting attention. Ether way you will end up going home with one of th

If you're at a party or something, start talking to one of the ugly girls first. The hot ones will assume that you aren't shallow, or will become jealous that a less attractive girl is getting attention. Ether way you will end up going home with one of th  Scumbag Steve

Drives slow Speeds up at passing zone

Drives slow Speeds up at passing zone  Scumbag Steve

Advertisements load seamlessly ten minutes of buffering for a one minute video

Advertisements load seamlessly ten minutes of buffering for a one minute video  Scumbag Steve

Either never responds to texts or responds 2 hours late Gets annoyed when you take more than 5 minutes to respond

Either never responds to texts or responds 2 hours late Gets annoyed when you take more than 5 minutes to respond  Scumbag Steve

At his house: "Dude the least you can do is help me clean up a little bit." At friend's house: "I don't live here. I shouldn't have to clean up."

At his house:

Offeres friend a ride too and from place Charges 10$ both ways and asks you to smoke him up

Offeres friend a ride too and from place Charges 10$ both ways and asks you to smoke him up  Scumbag Steve

shopping for valentine's day gift for girlfriend hits on cashier

shopping for valentine's day gift for girlfriend hits on cashier  Scumbag Steve
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