Scumbag Steve

Goes to Chinese restaurant on Christmas day Loudly sings "fah-ra-ra-ra-rah" then walks out

Goes  to Chinese restaurant on Christmas day Loudly sings

Goes to the dunes to sniff jerry springer Landon Hickman buys a banana

Goes to the dunes to sniff jerry springer Landon Hickman buys a banana  Scumbag Steve

Beats his girlfriend in public Gets pissed at cops for arresting him

Beats his girlfriend in public Gets pissed at cops for arresting him  Scumbag Steve

hooks up with new girl on her first day in town brags to friends

hooks up with new girl on her first day in town brags to friends  Scumbag Steve

Was dating you for two years Dumps you via text message

Was dating you for two years Dumps you via text message  Scumbag Steve

Post a mildly interesting picture in r/funny

Post a mildly interesting picture in r/funny  Scumbag Steve

straddles you on the couch wipes wing sauce in your hair

straddles you on the couch wipes wing sauce in your hair
  Scumbag Steve

Says YOLO all the time does nothing for humanity

Says YOLO all the time  does nothing for humanity  Scumbag Steve

Sees that every other treadmill is available. Jumps on the one right next to you.

Sees that every other treadmill is available. Jumps on the one right next to you.  Scumbag Steve

Asks for a jump Jumps you

Asks for a jump Jumps you  Scumbag Steve
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