Scumbag Steve

"You can follow me in your car" Never uses a turn signal

Pisses in stall instead of urinal makes sure to aim for toilet seat

Pisses in stall instead of urinal makes sure to aim for toilet seat  Scumbag Steve

Joins Air Force Thinks that only important members of AF are pilots

Joins Air Force Thinks that only important members of AF are pilots  Scumbag Steve

3 open urinals takes middle one

3 open urinals takes middle one  Scumbag Steve

Sees you in a comfortable yawn stretch Puts a finger in your mouth

Sees you in a comfortable yawn stretch Puts a finger in your mouth  Scumbag Steve

Orders water cup fills it with sprite

Orders water cup fills it with sprite  Scumbag Steve

Is scumbag steve isn't a scumbag

Is scumbag steve isn't a scumbag  Scumbag Steve

"Reddit sucks." only reads frontpage

Makes fun of your first car Doesn't even have his permit

Makes fun of your first car Doesn't even have his permit  Scumbag Steve

wasnt my party Throws party "Hey, you live here too!"

wasnt my party Throws party
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