Scumbag Steve

Regularly hits on, makes out with, and asks girls for their numbers while having a girlfriend "I'm just keeping my options open, bro."

Regularly hits on, makes out with, and asks girls for their numbers while having a girlfriend

Asks to drink roommates unopened cranberry juice Drinks straight from the bottle

Asks to drink roommates unopened cranberry juice Drinks straight from the bottle  Scumbag Steve

Meets his favorite animal wears shirt depicting one of its biggest predators

Meets his favorite animal wears shirt depicting one of its biggest predators  Scumbag Steve

voices apathy and dissent simultaneously

voices apathy and dissent simultaneously  Scumbag Steve

Puts signal light on and forces his way into your lane Doesn't wave or take any of the exits for the next 5 miles

Puts signal light on and forces his way into your lane  Doesn't wave or take any of the exits for the next 5 miles   Scumbag Steve

Markov: promises upper bound on probability that X ≥ E(X) gives you 1

Markov: promises upper bound on probability that X ≥ E(X) gives you 1  Scumbag Steve

takes you out drinking after a girl broke up with you draws on your face when you fall asleep

takes you out drinking after a girl broke up with you draws on your face when you fall asleep   Scumbag Steve

asks if you want to study with him spends the whole time talking loudly to his friends

asks if you want to study with him spends the whole time talking loudly to his friends  Scumbag Steve

S.O. has morning sickness "give me head and get over it"

S.O. has morning sickness

Hates on xbox one for all of its faults makes fun of it when said faults are rectified

Hates on xbox one for all of its faults makes fun of it when said faults are rectified  Scumbag Steve
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