Scumbag Steve

I always drive at the perfect speed Everyone slower is a moron everyone faster is a maniac

I always drive at the perfect speed Everyone slower is a moron
everyone faster is a maniac  Scumbag Steve

requests his girlfriend plays with his asshole more doesn't wipe

requests his girlfriend plays with his asshole more doesn't wipe  Scumbag Steve

thumps his car's bass isn't in the car

thumps his car's bass isn't in the car  Scumbag Steve

complains when people break up and get back together on facebook breaks up, and get back together within 12 hours

complains when people break up and get back together on facebook breaks up, and get back together within 12 hours  Scumbag Steve

Sees a bathroom that says "vacant" doesn't switch it to occupied

Sees a bathroom that says

Takes girlfriend to 5-star hotel in downtown chicago "Hey girl, we're ordering dominos for dinner"

Takes girlfriend to 5-star hotel in downtown chicago

Cleans bedroom Hides pizza boxes in shared laundryroom

Cleans bedroom Hides pizza boxes in shared laundryroom  Scumbag Steve

Adds youtube clickable to video X button is over the toolbars

Adds youtube clickable to video X button is over the toolbars  Scumbag Steve

Keeps saying i'm a bad student and going to fail since i never show up to class always copies peoples homework and uses his phone during tests

Keeps saying i'm a bad student and going to fail since i never show up to class always copies peoples homework and uses his phone during tests  Scumbag Steve

Sees that you're about to sneeze Yells "bless you!" and ruins it

Sees that you're about to sneeze Yells
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