Scumbag Steve

sees you keeping a safe distance behind the car in front Tries to to pass you

sees you keeping a safe distance behind the car in front Tries to to pass you  Scumbag Steve

knows his friend is an alcoholic enables

knows his friend is an alcoholic enables  Scumbag Steve

Bums a cigarette off of you Has half a pack in his pocket

Bums a cigarette off of you Has half a pack in his pocket  Scumbag Steve

Borrows your razor Shaves his balls

Borrows your razor Shaves his balls  Scumbag Steve

Gets a free cup for water at McDonald's Fills it with soda.

Gets a free cup for water at McDonald's  Fills it with soda.  Scumbag Steve

Know servers won't handle load do nothing

Know servers won't handle load do nothing  Scumbag Steve

begs everyone to watch return of the jedi falls asleep 20 min in, goes home pissed after because he missed it

begs everyone to watch return of the jedi falls asleep 20 min in, goes home pissed after because he missed it  Scumbag Steve

Splashes your face with water after washing his hands "That was my piss"

Splashes your face with water after washing his hands

Doesn't buy a drink with his food drinks yours and refuses to refill because it's your drink

Doesn't buy a drink with his food drinks yours and refuses to refill because it's your drink  Scumbag Steve

"Who gives a shit about semiconductors?" Makes call on cell phone for drugs

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