Scumbag Steve

Bitesize snacks Still double dips

Bitesize snacks Still double dips  Scumbag Steve

Accepts invitation to come over and play video games Doesn't want to do anything but sit around and drink your beer

Accepts invitation to come over and play video games Doesn't want to do anything but sit around and drink your beer  Scumbag Steve

"Ya i'll drive us home from the party we just gotta take ur car." Waits till you're shitfaced to tell you he can't drive stickshift

Asks you if you wanna toke Expects you to always supply the green

Asks you if you wanna toke Expects you to always supply the green  Scumbag Steve

bails on you when you're broke Wants to be friends again when you bounce back

bails on you when you're broke Wants to be friends again when you bounce back  Scumbag Steve

Goes to the bathroom to pee Doesn't wash his hands because he "didn't touch his dick."

Goes to the bathroom to pee Doesn't wash his hands because he

Offers you a ride home Takes you to the train station

Offers you a ride home Takes you to the train station  Scumbag Steve

randomly shows up at your party steals liquor and picks a fight

randomly shows up at your party steals liquor and picks a fight  Scumbag Steve

Text girl a smiley face i'm getting laid tonight

Text girl a smiley face i'm getting laid tonight  Scumbag Steve

beanie hat wears like oversized condom

beanie hat wears like oversized condom  Scumbag Steve
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