Scumbag Steve

Asks if you have a spare cigarette has one behind his ear

Asks if you have a spare cigarette has one behind his ear  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't pull forward all the way Prevents you from ordering

Doesn't pull forward all the way Prevents you from ordering  Scumbag Steve

"Everyone should try ecstasy, it's a life-changing experience" Rapes you

Cashier hands back penny Keep the change

Cashier hands back penny Keep the change  Scumbag Steve

Opens Yogurt Doesn't Lick LID

Opens Yogurt Doesn't Lick LID  Scumbag Steve

SCREAMS IN A GIRL'S FACE SO LOUD THAT OTHER HOUSEMATE HEARD OVER HEADPHONES PLAYING MUSIC DOWNSTAIRS. 'WHAT?! SHE TOLD ME SHE WASN'T SCARED OF ME!'

SCREAMS IN A GIRL'S FACE SO LOUD THAT OTHER HOUSEMATE HEARD OVER HEADPHONES PLAYING MUSIC DOWNSTAIRS.  'WHAT?! SHE TOLD ME SHE WASN'T SCARED OF ME!'  Scumbag Steve

"don't worry, i'm a bomb wingman" takes your girl

Agrees to help sister paint Reddits on the shitter instead

Agrees to help sister paint Reddits on the shitter instead  Scumbag Steve

Takes dogs for a walk Let's them piss and shit on people's lawns.

Takes dogs for a walk Let's them piss and shit on people's lawns.  Scumbag Steve

Pairs up with you in a school project Gets a good grade for your effort

Pairs up with you in a school project Gets a good grade for your effort  Scumbag Steve
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