Scumbag Steve

If I don't get laid tonight, good for me for not cheating on my girlfriend

If I don't get laid tonight, good for me for not cheating on my girlfriend  Scumbag Steve

Plays Beer Pong at a Frat bounces

Plays Beer Pong at a Frat bounces  Scumbag Steve

If you didn't want me to cheat on you you shouldn't have dated me

If you didn't want me to cheat on you you shouldn't have dated me  Scumbag Steve

hates scooping the catbox stops feeding the cat

hates scooping the catbox stops feeding the cat  Scumbag Steve

Sees you napping with earbuds in turns up volume

Sees you napping with earbuds in turns up volume  Scumbag Steve

Takes money to pick up herb for you never heard from again

Takes money to pick up herb for you never heard from again  Scumbag Steve

Brags about how he found a new amazing dealer. doesn't give you his number.

Brags about how he found a new amazing dealer. doesn't give you his number.  Scumbag Steve

Bring him donuts, pizza and weed. Thanks bro, heres 20 cents

Bring him donuts, pizza and weed. Thanks bro, heres 20 cents  Scumbag Steve

Sleeps with desperate girls Thinks he's god's gift to women

Sleeps with desperate girls Thinks he's god's gift to women  Scumbag Steve

finds your camera at party takes picture of his balls

finds your camera at party takes picture of his balls  Scumbag Steve
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