Scumbag Steve

"I WANT TO BE A PART OF PHI IOTA ALPHA." pledges for two weeks, steals secrets, attempts to start his own ninja fraternity using said secrets. i'm not making this shit up.

Ask him to turn down his ridiculously loud stereo during finals week Nah dude, it's cool, I don't have any finals

Ask him to turn down his ridiculously loud stereo during finals week Nah dude, it's cool, I don't have any finals  Scumbag Steve

Eats your Toaster Strudel Uses two frosting packets

Eats your Toaster Strudel Uses two frosting packets  Scumbag Steve

Spills beer all over your new poker table "Relax, bro"

Spills beer all over your new poker table

Local NPR station interrupting programs trying to raise funds Download Fresh Air Podcast

Local NPR station interrupting programs trying to raise funds Download Fresh Air Podcast  Scumbag Steve

goes to 4chan on your computer banned for replying to CP

goes to 4chan on your computer banned for replying to CP  Scumbag Steve

posts about how much they love sherlock brags about pirating it online

posts about how much they love sherlock brags about pirating it online   Scumbag Steve

knows you're insecure about your receding hairline points it out to everyone

knows you're insecure about your receding hairline points it out to everyone  Scumbag Steve

Dude, johnny cash sucks. I'm changing the song. SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

Dude, johnny cash sucks. I'm changing the song. SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG  Scumbag Steve

Knows your girlfriend just left you Tries to bang her

Knows your girlfriend just left you Tries to bang her  Scumbag Steve
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