Scumbag Steve

Says he won't get mad if he loses Throws your controller against the wall

Says he won't get mad if he loses Throws your controller against the wall  Scumbag Steve

Cancels class with an email sent at class start time

Cancels class with an email sent at class start time  Scumbag Steve

"Broken couch? We'll send somebody over to fix it." Never shows

Goes to dentist Doesn't brush teeth first

Goes to dentist Doesn't brush teeth first  Scumbag Steve

Forgets his keys upstairs "Borrows" your car

Forgets his keys upstairs

sees girl's panty peeking over pants pulls back panty and makes it sting her back

sees girl's panty peeking over pants pulls back panty and makes it sting her back  Scumbag Steve

Uses food stamp card to buy food pulls out $100 bill for cigarettes and booze

Uses food stamp card to buy food pulls out $100 bill for cigarettes and booze  Scumbag Steve

Criticizes greek life has never been in a greek organization

Criticizes greek life has never been in a greek organization  Scumbag Steve

"Give me a ride home, I'll smoke you out." Drops blunt in my car, burns a hole through the seat cover.

Sees you're logged into reddit posts a meme with horrible grammar

Sees you're logged into reddit posts a meme with horrible grammar  Scumbag Steve
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