Scumbag Steve

Goes to the Movies and Asks for a Drink "Would you like a splash of soda with your ice?"

Goes to the Movies and Asks for a Drink

Peer pressures you into butt sex Does not bring lube and makes your anus bleed

Peer pressures you into butt sex Does not bring lube and makes your anus bleed  Scumbag Steve

Knows someone might commit suicide Doesn't try to help them

Knows someone might commit suicide  Doesn't try to help them  Scumbag Steve

Over pays several dollars for beers all night at a bar Freaks out when gas goes up a penny

Over pays several dollars for beers all night at a bar Freaks out when gas goes up a penny  Scumbag Steve

Immediately starts using your email to spam you with "sales" Takes 7 - 10 business days to process your unsubscribe request

Immediately starts using your email to spam you with

Asks to look at you lego Millennium Falcon. steals the Chewbacca and Darth Vader Mini fig when you're not looking...

Asks to look at you lego Millennium Falcon.  steals the Chewbacca and Darth Vader Mini fig when you're not looking...  Scumbag Steve

Makes bacon at 4 am monday morning Fire alarm goes off

Makes bacon at 4 am monday morning Fire alarm goes off  Scumbag Steve

least talented student in film class asks if your perfectly timed cut corresponding to a change in the music was intentional

least talented student in film class asks if your perfectly timed cut corresponding to a change in the music was intentional  Scumbag Steve

Hates Chris Brown for hitting Rihanna wears beats by dre

Hates Chris Brown for hitting Rihanna wears beats by dre  Scumbag Steve

MAJORING IN POLI SCI Thinking about the LSAT

MAJORING IN POLI SCI Thinking about the LSAT  Scumbag Steve
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