Scumbag Steve

Hides scorpions In your mother's vagina

Hides scorpions In your mother's vagina  Scumbag Steve

knows that you are studying in room for tests tomorrow brings in all his friends for a movie marathon

knows that you are studying in room for tests tomorrow brings in all his friends for a movie marathon  Scumbag Steve

Not allowed to seriously discuss our future as a couple because "family talk" freaks him out Breaks up with me for not calling his father before he went into serious surgery because I was disrespectful to his family.

Not allowed to seriously discuss our future as a couple because

Happy birthday bro got any weed to smoke?

Happy birthday bro got any weed to smoke?  Scumbag Steve

"We are institutionally committed to public service." Charges $120k with no fin-aid

Shows up with girlfriend to party at your house Hits on your sister

Shows up with girlfriend to party at your house Hits on your sister  Scumbag Steve

KNOWS YOU ARE PAYING FOR DINNER ORDERS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING ON THE MENU

KNOWS YOU ARE PAYING FOR DINNER ORDERS THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING ON THE MENU  Scumbag Steve

Restaurant closes in ten minutes? Looks like I made it just in time

Restaurant closes in ten minutes? Looks like I made it just in time  Scumbag Steve

Buys a pack of condoms brings it to school and shows everyone

Buys a pack of condoms brings it to school and shows everyone  Scumbag Steve

"HA HA." "Made you look."

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