Scumbag Steve

Asks to borrow your bong Sells it

Asks to borrow your bong Sells it  Scumbag Steve

rips on "friend" for smoking because he's straight edge encourages minors to drink excessive amounts of alcohol

rips on

Found out your reddit username Downvotes everything

Found out your reddit username Downvotes everything  Scumbag Steve

Sees you are whispering to him discretely Replies loud enough for everyone to hear

Sees you are whispering to him discretely Replies loud enough for everyone to hear  Scumbag Steve

ate too much chinese food shits himself in your car

ate too much chinese food shits himself in your car  Scumbag Steve

Sees profile critique on okcupid subreddit Genuinely interested in getting to know the person - forces her to respond to "get her response rate up"

Sees profile critique on okcupid subreddit Genuinely interested in getting to know the person - forces her to respond to

Buys E30 M3 Paints it burnt orange

Buys E30 M3 Paints it burnt orange  Scumbag Steve

Makes billions from modern warfare 2 Reuses same buildings for Modern Warfare 3

Makes billions from modern warfare 2 Reuses same buildings for Modern Warfare 3  Scumbag Steve

says "let me call you right back" Never calls back

says

Tries to log in the instant reddit comes back Tries again every five seconds

Tries to log in the instant reddit comes back Tries again every five seconds  Scumbag Steve
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