Scumbag Teacher

"Chapter 9 won't be covered on the exam" Half the test is chapter 9

we have a really important lesson today? i'll teach it in the last four minutes of class.

we have a really important lesson today? i'll teach it in the last four minutes of class.  Scumbag Teacher

"I don't like to repeat myself" Her job is to repeat her lesson to 5 periods a day

" Good news everyone. Class will end sooner today" Class ends 15 minutes late

If your essay is a day late you fail. Takes 4 months to grade essay.

If your essay is a day late you fail. Takes 4 months to grade essay.  Scumbag Teacher

Assigned very time consuming homework last night... Okay, today I'm going to teach you a shortcut so you don't have to know how to do that.

Assigned very time consuming homework last night... Okay, today I'm going to teach you a shortcut so you don't have to know how to do that.  Scumbag Teacher

Don't turn on the fan its too hot it creates heat from the motor

Don't turn on the fan its too hot it creates heat from the motor  Scumbag Teacher

i don't want you to feel like you have to memorize anything but i won't provide any of the formulas we covered in class on the test

i don't want you to feel like you have to memorize anything but i won't provide any of the formulas we covered in class on the test  Scumbag Teacher

Only 5 minutes left of class? Let's do 15 more minutes of work.

Only 5 minutes left of class? Let's do 15 more minutes of work.  Scumbag Teacher

Makes you read a fairly boring novel spoils the only plot twist

Makes you read a fairly boring novel spoils the only plot twist  Scumbag Teacher
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