Scumbag UK

So, you think it's your time? I'm still awake!

So, you think it's your time? I'm still awake!  Scumbag UK

1st British Empire collapses Makes another one, as if the 1st wasn't jingoistic enough

1st British Empire collapses Makes another one, as if the 1st wasn't jingoistic enough  Scumbag UK

"There's too many foreigners here" Decides to host the feckin' Olympics

"Multiculturalism has failed" Never gave it a chance

Moans about not being patriotic enough Could hardly be more patriotic

Moans about not being patriotic enough Could hardly be more patriotic  Scumbag UK

Slough is the fraud capital Blames foreigners

Slough is the fraud capital Blames foreigners  Scumbag UK

Tries to destroy the u.s. in 1776 and 1812 gets saved by the u.s. in 1918 and 1944

Tries to destroy the u.s. in 1776 and 1812 gets saved by the u.s. in 1918 and 1944  Scumbag UK

Doesn't believe in absolutes Blames foreigners for absolutely everything

Doesn't believe in absolutes Blames foreigners for absolutely everything  Scumbag UK

Rages at americans who call "Great Britain" a country Competes as Great Britain at the olympics

Rages at americans who call

UK Claims to be british Has repressed Welsh and cornish the original british cultures for centuries

UK Claims to be british Has repressed Welsh and cornish the original british cultures 
for centuries  Scumbag UK
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