Scumbag Water Polo Team

Hit on a hot girl. Tell her about both your dads.

Hit on a hot girl. Tell her about both your dads.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Important conference game coming up? Better buy six cases

Important conference game coming up? Better buy six cases  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Huge line at Brothers? Looks like we're going to Brothers.

Huge line at Brothers? Looks like we're going to Brothers.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Bro, you freshman and like water polo? Looks like you're driving.

Bro, you freshman and like water polo? Looks like you're driving.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Guys, we're out of toilet paper. Alright, I'll head over to the six pack real quick.

Guys, we're out of toilet paper. Alright, I'll head over to the six pack real quick.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Class in 15 minutes? Better pack a bowl

Class in 15 minutes? Better pack a bowl  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Anyone feel like Asian food? Yeah, I could go for some Mongorian beef.

Anyone feel like Asian food? Yeah, I could go for some Mongorian beef.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Bring girl home. She wakes up in Damian's bed.

Bring girl home. She wakes up in Damian's bed.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

Need a new BP Table? Better start checking balconies at 6am.

Need a new BP Table? Better start checking balconies at 6am.  Scumbag Water Polo Team

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