Scumbag brain on life

Oh, it's your first day of work? Let's see how many alarms we can sleep through

Oh, it's your first day of work? Let's see how many alarms we can sleep through  Scumbag brain on life

Hey, you said the average adult human body has 206 bones but there's actually 207. Here let me prove it

Hey, you said the average adult human body has 206 bones but there's actually 207. Here let me prove it  Scumbag brain on life

ooh Sad scene in a movie? Here's an itch on your cheek

ooh Sad scene in a movie? Here's an itch on your cheek  Scumbag brain on life

So you're trying to get over her You should probably check out every single picture

So you're trying to get over her You should probably check out every single picture  Scumbag brain on life

Depressed because you are lonely Gets even more depressed after socializing

Depressed because you are lonely Gets even more depressed after socializing  Scumbag brain on life

Oh, you just got dressed? time to shit

Oh, you just got dressed? time to shit  Scumbag brain on life

Oh man, an exciting part of the book Let's skip to the end of the page and ruin it

Oh man, an exciting part of the book Let's skip to the end of the page and ruin it  Scumbag brain on life

You just ordered something expensive online? Lets think of all the ways you will die before it gets delivered.

You just ordered something expensive online? Lets think of all the ways you will die before it gets delivered.  Scumbag brain on life

Remember how that beautiful song i made up in your dream went? not anymore

Remember how that beautiful song i made up in your dream went? not anymore  Scumbag brain on life

Oh, you just put soap on your hands? ITCHY eyes

Oh, you just put soap on your hands? ITCHY eyes  Scumbag brain on life
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