Scumbag brain on life

want to say you like her because she's "neat and tidy" transpose the first syllables of each word

want to say you like her because she's

Surfing reddit before bed? why don't you check out r/nosleep?

Surfing reddit before bed? why don't you check out r/nosleep?  Scumbag brain on life

have to do something important in the morning can't sleep

have to do something important in the morning can't sleep  Scumbag brain on life

wow what a beautiful day! let's have a recap of all the times you got beat up at elementary school!

wow what a beautiful day! let's have a recap of all the times you got beat up at elementary school!  Scumbag brain on life

Oh, so you have a huge science project due tomorrow that's going to affect your mark by a lot? Better spend the rest of the evening of Reddit.

Oh, so you have a huge science project due tomorrow that's going to affect your mark by a lot? Better spend the rest of the evening of Reddit.  Scumbag brain on life

Oh that 35lb weight is falling towards your foot? Here, I'll move your arm out of the way

Oh that 35lb weight is falling towards your foot? Here, I'll move your arm out of the way  Scumbag brain on life

gets inspired to live a life more in line with my values, see the world with childhood friends and find a career that stimulates me both artistically and spiritually on acid

gets inspired to live a life more in line with my values, see the world with childhood friends and find a career that stimulates me both artistically and spiritually  on acid  Scumbag brain on life

Wakes you up in the middle of the night But not the rest of your body so you freak out thinking that you're paralyzed.

Wakes you up in the middle of the night But not the rest of your body so you freak out thinking that you're paralyzed.  Scumbag brain on life

Equates everything i see into fake internet point potential

Equates everything i see into fake internet point potential  Scumbag brain on life

Okay I want full neckbeard over here, then join it up with the sideburns mustache? what's that?

Okay I want full neckbeard over here, then join it up with the sideburns mustache? what's that?  Scumbag brain on life
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