ScumbagBrain

Waits until right after you take a shower To make you need to shit

Waits until right after you take a shower To make you need to shit  ScumbagBrain

knows you set alarm for 7am wide awake at 6:30

knows you set alarm for 7am wide awake at 6:30  ScumbagBrain

Work at 7am tomorrow? INSOMNIA

Work at 7am tomorrow? INSOMNIA  ScumbagBrain

Trying to lose weight. You know what sounds awesome for dinner? Pizza, beer, and maybe some ice cream.

Trying to lose weight. You know what sounds awesome for dinner? Pizza, beer, and maybe some ice cream.  ScumbagBrain

Oh, we're driving 75 mph? Let's dive out of the car

Oh, we're driving 75 mph? Let's dive out of the car  ScumbagBrain

Huge test this week? Lets get in an argument on reddit and obsess about it instead of studying

Huge test this week? Lets get in an argument on reddit and obsess about it instead of studying  ScumbagBrain

oh hey you have an important deadline due today? let's focus on everything else but that

oh hey you have an important deadline due today? let's focus on everything else but that  ScumbagBrain

GF says "if you like that you will love this" in sexytime dream Alarm clock immediately goes off

GF says

Exam at 8AM? Get Motivated to study at 1am

Exam at 8AM? Get Motivated to study at 1am  ScumbagBrain

O, you're sick? You're cold, better put a sweatshirt on. Now you're hot, better take it off. Now you're cold , hot, cold, hot

O, you're sick? You're cold, better put a sweatshirt on. Now you're hot, better take it off. Now you're cold , hot, cold, hot  ScumbagBrain
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