ScumbagBrain

Having trouble sleeping? Let's think about every awkward situation you have ever been in

Having trouble sleeping? Let's think about every awkward situation you have ever been in  ScumbagBrain

Oh you're depressed? let me just run depressing music through your head all day.

Oh you're depressed? let me just run depressing  music through your head all day.  ScumbagBrain

You just took your clothes off to go to bed? Hey bro we need to piss really bad, like right now.

You just took your clothes off to go to bed? Hey bro we need to piss really bad, like right now.  ScumbagBrain

Motivated to get up early and have an efficient and active day? I'll make sure that feeling is gone by the morning.

Motivated to get up early and have an efficient and active day? I'll make sure that feeling is gone by the morning.  ScumbagBrain

GIRL YOU LIKE DOESN'T ANSWER YOU RIGHT AWAY THAT OTHER GUY MUST HAVE HIS DICK IN HER

GIRL YOU LIKE DOESN'T ANSWER YOU RIGHT AWAY THAT OTHER GUY MUST HAVE HIS DICK IN HER  ScumbagBrain

When you hug her, pick her up. No wait, don't... Yeah, do it. It'll show her you're strong... Don't, she might find it creepy... Do it, it shows self confidence. No, don't. It's weird. Dude, did you just dry hump her?

When you hug her, pick her up. No wait, don't... Yeah, do it. It'll show her you're strong... Don't, she might find it creepy... Do it, it shows self confidence. No, don't. It's weird. Dude, did you just dry hump her?  ScumbagBrain

Recruiter calls, "I came across your resume today." That's disgusting.

Recruiter calls,

Those pizza rolls just came out of the oven and theyre very hot Better put one in your mouth

Those pizza rolls just came out of the oven and theyre  very hot Better put one in your mouth  ScumbagBrain

About to fall asleep Lets give you an awesome idea so you can forget what it was when you wake up

About to fall asleep  Lets give you an awesome idea so you can forget what it was when you wake up  ScumbagBrain

spells "definitely" correctly every time Never remembers how to spell "nessecsary"

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