ScumbagBrain

Learned that the human temple is as thin as an egg shell tries to poke it real hard

Learned that the human temple is as thin as an egg shell tries to poke it real hard  ScumbagBrain

Wake up feeling happy and positive for the first time in years "What the fuck are you forgetting to worry about"

Wake up feeling happy and positive for the first time in years

Having a male doctor give you a prostate exam? boner

Having a male doctor give you a prostate exam? boner  ScumbagBrain

25 page paper due in 2 days better watch some breaking bad

25 page paper due in 2 days better watch some breaking bad   ScumbagBrain

hey bro, trying to get to sleep? now is a good time to think about ghosts

hey bro, trying to get to sleep? now is a good time to think about ghosts  ScumbagBrain

Trying to count to 5 to make yourself get out of bed? You'll just count to 5 over and over again for the next 10 minutes.

Trying to count to 5 to make yourself get out of bed? You'll just count to 5 over and over again for the next 10 minutes.  ScumbagBrain

Oh the Girl you've had a crush on for two years is finally flirting with you? Time to fall asleep

Oh the Girl you've had a crush on for two years is finally flirting with you? Time to fall asleep  ScumbagBrain

UP SINCE 3:30AM BECAUSE YOUR SCREAMING CHILD AND THE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS SWITCH MESSED UP YOUR INTERNAL CLOCK? IT'S COOL BRO. I'LL LET YOU SLEEP WHEN WE HIT THE HIGHWAY.

UP SINCE 3:30AM BECAUSE  YOUR SCREAMING CHILD AND THE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS SWITCH MESSED UP YOUR INTERNAL CLOCK? IT'S COOL BRO. I'LL LET YOU SLEEP WHEN WE HIT THE HIGHWAY.  ScumbagBrain

Hey bro, you know your brother's girlfriend? have you ever noticed how hot she is?

Hey bro, you know your brother's girlfriend? have you ever noticed how hot she is?  ScumbagBrain

Driven same car for 3 years amazingly can't remember which side gas tank is on

Driven same car for 3 years amazingly can't remember which side gas tank is on  ScumbagBrain
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