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Knows you set an alarm wakes you up periodically before it goes off just in case

Knows you set an alarm wakes you up periodically before it goes off just in case  ScumbagBrain

makes you a better orator than cicero while dreaming can't put three words together when making a speech in front of more than 5 people

makes you a better orator than cicero while dreaming can't put three words together when making a speech in front of more than 5 people  ScumbagBrain

unbelievably sore throat gives you the urge to swallow every 10 seconds

unbelievably sore throat gives you the urge to swallow every 10 seconds  ScumbagBrain

Makes you toss and turn all night Ready for deep sleep 5 minutes before alarm

Makes you toss and turn all night Ready for deep sleep 5 minutes before alarm  ScumbagBrain

You're done eating the pudding cup? put pudding cup in the sink and spoon in the garbage

You're done eating the pudding cup? put pudding cup in the sink and spoon in the garbage  ScumbagBrain

Look at that magnificent piece of artwork Let's get famous by copying it

Look at that magnificent piece of artwork Let's get famous by copying it  ScumbagBrain

Hey you know that nosleep story you read 5 days ago? lets think of all the ways that could possibly happen to you.

Hey you know that nosleep story you read 5 days ago? lets think of all the ways that could possibly happen to you.  ScumbagBrain

How nice of you to give a presentation to the whole auditorium. Wouldn't it be terrible if your balls started itching badly?

How nice of you to give a presentation to the whole auditorium. Wouldn't it be terrible if your balls started itching badly?  ScumbagBrain

Remember how thin you were When you were smoking

Remember how thin you were When you were smoking  ScumbagBrain

This Interview is going great bro Explosive Diarrhea

This Interview is going great bro Explosive Diarrhea  ScumbagBrain
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