Senior College Student

incredibly old still has a great memory of his weekend with benjamin franklin

 incredibly old  still has a great memory of his weekend  with benjamin franklin  Senior College Student

fifty years past her prime still the best lay in town

fifty years past her prime still the best lay in town  Senior College Student

Falls asleep in class dies

Falls asleep in class dies  Senior College Student

Laughed at But, she's spilled more booze than you've drank. Buried more friends than you've had. And, she'll, like, totally kick your ass.

Laughed at But, she's spilled more booze than you've drank.  Buried more friends than you've had.  And, she'll, like,  totally kick your ass.  Senior College Student

Raises hand.. "The alligator is angry cause he has all those teeth and no toothbrush!"

Raises hand..

Takes final exam audibly whispers every question

Takes final exam audibly whispers every question   Senior College Student

Marched on Washington in '63 Now, always votes 'tea party'

Marched on Washington in '63 Now, always votes 'tea party'  Senior College Student

interrupts discussion "in my country..."

interrupts discussion

Class ends in 30 seconds asks question

Class ends in 30 seconds asks question  Senior College Student

forgets to turn in paper blames it on alzheimer's

forgets to turn in paper blames it on alzheimer's  Senior College Student
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