Sexually Oblivious Rhino

touch my cock? but I don't have a rooster

touch my cock? but I don't have a rooster  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

YOU WANT TO SEE MY ROOM? MY ROOMMATE HAS A NICER ROOM

YOU WANT TO SEE MY ROOM? MY ROOMMATE HAS A NICER ROOM  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

kinky shit? My fingers aren't dexterous enough to undo complex knots

kinky shit? My fingers aren't dexterous enough to undo complex knots  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want a back rub? fuck you

You want a back rub? fuck you  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you know what big feet mean? big shoes?

you know what big feet mean? big shoes?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Suck YOur Cock? Sorry I am a vegeterian.

Suck YOur Cock? Sorry I am a vegeterian.    Sexually Oblivious Rhino

sHooters, Minutemen, Invaders, yankee doodles, bullseyes? what cool names!

sHooters, Minutemen, Invaders, yankee doodles, bullseyes? what cool names!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Viennese oyster? No thanks, I hate seafood

Viennese oyster? No thanks, I hate seafood  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am traine

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am traine  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"you dance really well for a beginner, i wonder what else you'd be good at your first time?" thanks, anyway, see ya

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