Sexually Oblivious Rhino

want to take body shots on me? no thanks, i shouldn't hit women

want to take body shots on me? no thanks, i shouldn't hit women  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Girl makes out with me in the dark, "You should leave before we do something stupid." Nods and leaves.

Girl makes out with me in the dark,

hot carl? My name isn't Carl, and I'm quite comfortable thank you

hot carl? My name isn't Carl, and I'm quite comfortable thank you  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I was listening to some 50 Cent today I like candy too

I was listening to some 50 Cent today I like candy too  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

popped a cherry? that's a waste of food

popped a cherry? that's a waste of food  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Menage a trois? I can't seem to find my french to english dictionary... what is she doing!?!?!?

Menage a trois? I can't seem to find my french to english dictionary... what is she doing!?!?!?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

how can you help?

how can you help?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

People told me i look like a meme which they did not say, okay But

People told me i look like a meme which they did not say, okay But  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

do i have protection? i don't believe in guns

do i have protection? i don't believe in guns  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want to get a drink? let's banter about jersey authenticity on twitter

you want to get a drink? let's banter about jersey authenticity on twitter  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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