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Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Come upstairs and practice fingering? I don't own a guitar

Come upstairs and practice fingering? I don't own a guitar Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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A date? No thank you. i am not fond of that particular fruit

A date? No thank you. i am not fond of that particular fruit Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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plow her? plow her what?

plow her? plow her what? Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Facials? Where is the closest spa?

Facials? Where is the closest spa? Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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if you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

if you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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I'm allergic to latex, but they make non-latex 'balloons' if you're worried about that They do?! How the hell do they expand?

I'm allergic to latex, but they make non-latex 'balloons' if you're worried about that They do?! How the hell do they expand? Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Body shots? I think i've had enough to drink, thanks.

Body shots? I think i've had enough to drink, thanks. Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Can I see your balls? sure! Here is the nike one. signed by kobe bryant himself

Can I see your balls? sure! Here is the nike one. signed by kobe bryant himself Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Dick sauce? I didn't know dick was such a good chef

Dick sauce? I didn't know dick was such a good chef Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Can you take me home? I have a box of 20 condoms at my place. Thats nice. I cant use them though. I dont have a girlfriend.

Can you take me home? I have a box of 20 condoms at my place. Thats nice. I cant use them though. I dont have a girlfriend. Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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