Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"If you're scared or lonely, my bedroom door is open." "Thanks, but the couch should be fine"

You want to be more than friends? You mean like best friends?

You want to be more than friends? You mean like best friends?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Ga:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:

Tia is ready and willing... Great! She'll make a wonderful president.

Tia is ready and willing... Great! She'll make a wonderful president.   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

The back door is open? I thought my roommate fixed that

The back door is open? I thought my roommate fixed that  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Threesome? I didn't know it was Matt, Kelly, and Michael's birthday!

Threesome? I didn't know it was Matt, Kelly, and Michael's birthday!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Eat out? Fast food or something more high class?

Eat out? Fast food or something more high class?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want my sausage? but i was gonna eat that for breakfast tomorrow!

you want my sausage? but i was gonna eat that for breakfast tomorrow!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I very much miss shannon :-(

I very much miss shannon :-(  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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