Sexually Oblivious Rhino

The tag on your shirt itches? I'll get some scissors

The tag on your shirt itches? I'll get some scissors  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Hot chick at bar tries to initiate conversation with, "Haven't I seen you here before?" Politely inform her that she's mistaken and head back to table with only dudes.

Hot chick at bar tries to initiate conversation with,

You want to watch me play video games at mine? but that would be boring

You want to watch me play video games at mine? but that would be boring  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

oh, you've never been with a man and want to know what it's like me neither, bet it's shit

oh, you've never been with a man and want to know what it's like me neither, bet it's shit  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

... All the way to where?

... All the way to where?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

doesn't get it still gets more action than you

doesn't get it still gets more action than you  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Intercourse? ...sorry i don't watch nascar

Intercourse? ...sorry i don't watch nascar  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

sexting? I think you misspelled "texting"

sexting? I think you misspelled

i'm not oblivious I just want you to explain it to me in great detail

i'm not oblivious I just want you to explain it to me in great detail  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want to have sex with me? ............

You want to have sex with me? ............  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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