Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Leans back on bed and says "So, what do you want to do?" "Well, it is past curfew, so I guess we should go see what they're doing in the lobby"

Leans back on bed and says

i'm soo horny Caption 3 goes here

i'm soo horny  Caption 3 goes here  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want to have a foursome. Cool, more people is always fun; I'll call my parents.

You want to have a foursome. Cool, more people is always fun; I'll call my parents.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to putt around your green? I didn't know you owned a mini-golf course!

You want me to putt around your green? I didn't know you owned a mini-golf course!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

do you want to see my dorm room? don't all dorm rooms look the same?

do you want to see my dorm room? don't all dorm rooms look the same?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Do you have a pencil I can borrow? Nope. I'm using it for my doodles.

Do you have a pencil I can borrow? Nope. I'm using it for my doodles.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Eat out? No thanks, I'd rather just order chinese.

Eat out? No thanks, I'd rather just order chinese.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I'm wearing a sock, and it's not on my foot. I love sock puppets!

I'm wearing a sock, and it's not on my foot. I love sock puppets!
  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Cleveland steamer? Sorry I never took a riverboat in my life.

Cleveland steamer? Sorry I never took a riverboat in my life.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Blowjob? like glass making?

Blowjob? like glass making?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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